Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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