North Korea, Best Korea!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My feet surprised me
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