He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We talked him into tasing himself.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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