I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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