I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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