So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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