i just wanna soil my oats bro
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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