There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
bring money and cleavage
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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