If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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