we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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