she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
