and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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