Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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