Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
