Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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