The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you guys were way drunker than both of me
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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