trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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