think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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