Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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