I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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