god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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