Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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