So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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