i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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