can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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