Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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