I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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