Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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