She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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