true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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