question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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