I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So much Jack, so little girl.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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