I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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