12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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