Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
