these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We had to coat check the pizza.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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