We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
