And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
