what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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