Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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