Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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