who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
