I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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