so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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