we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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