he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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