just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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