This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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