His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
