and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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