When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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