why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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