Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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